We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map