When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
