He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother