I want what you want so I want a cow

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life