Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

All dressed down with nowhere to go

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

In Let there be plight the P is silent