We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom