The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)