Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles