A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
