The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.