I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button