I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

You keep the peace they get everything else

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing