The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

One thing I could do Was need control