Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…