Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize