The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war: