There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart