Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
