When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel