In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game