You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

It’s always darkest before the yawn

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,