There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

I changed My mind By following My heart