If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids