When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it