The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift