Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
