God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
