When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes