Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…