Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery