Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…