All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks