At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting