If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
