I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;