Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Love may never win but love always ties
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
