Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky