All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before