In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to