It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

You keep the peace they get everything else

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short