The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

In Let there be plight the P is silent

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…