It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
