The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune