Not Bad Meaning Good but Bad Meaning Bad
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
