Chris Gaither

The World’s Most Powerful Bureaucracy Releases Its Vision and Mission Statements

Vision: In an age when there is never enough time for the flood of finite tasks that must be completed, we envision a world where time stops altogether and each task is rendered infinite.
 
Mission: Because time flies when you’re having fun, our mission is to extinguish joy by maximizing fear, anger, disgust, and sadness.

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