Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Mating For Life Saved My

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked