My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place