No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together