Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
