Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
