In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
