I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
