When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs