Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap