Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
