You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
