I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned