If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself