Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
My ego is too big
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
