If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

I don’t get mad I get odd

You keep the peace they get everything else

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing