The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Life is trying So Die trying
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
