The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking