The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value