Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference